![]() Your real self next to your legend disappoints! Sail back north with your barbarian goonsīecause I'm tearing down your legacy, leaving it in runes! We should call it the Crusade of Richard the First Base! You saw the Holy Land, but couldn't go all the way! You took Acre and Jaffa like a piece of cake,īut never attacked Jerusalem, for Christ's sake! I'll twist your spine like the end of the Plantagenet line!īut I think the King of England should probably speak English! (Ha!) Your only son was illegitimate you heired on the side! ![]() Your old lady can't feel the love on any night! (Haha!) I raised my army taxing English asses with my axes!Īnd who are you to talk about the circle of life? ![]() You built your army by raising English taxes! Good thing you hold the Red Cross 'cause that's who you're going to need! I'll sacrifice you to Odin while drinking horns of mead! I'll conquer you on my day off like you were Sicily!įor a king who got whacked by a ten year old! I'm scared of no foe! I'm backed by the Trinity! It's like you raided the face of Post Malone! I'm the Lion King, man, but that's a messed up circle of life! Your son killed your ex your ex killed your wife. Your own story ended worse than Game of Thrones! Of course you got avenged by a kid with no bones! That I'm chomping through your family like boneless wings! My battering ram slams through your shield wall! I'm the number one Dick rising up to make you feel small! The chivalrous swinger of the sword and mace,Īnd I'll kill you when I spit like a pit full of snakes! That only leaves room for you in second place! Nice Peter as Adam Smith Lyrics Richard the Lionheart: ![]()
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